Drinking Games

Drinking games exist for one reason only, to get fucked up. It’s a great way to bring a group together and have a fun time. If you learned anything in college, it was how to play these games. If the pitchers are cheap and the money is flowing, start a drinking game in the bar or at a house party. Before you know it you will have a group of twenty or more people gathering around trying to play.

Century Club

Take a shot of beer every minute for one hundred minutes. This one gets to be pretty tough, especially for the last twenty shots or so. The important thing is to have a somewhat sober time keeper to accurately watch the clock and pour the shots in the later rounds. Different rules can include, not being able to use the bathroom or being allowed to throw up. If you are short on time, grab some cheap wine and play to fifty.

Hero

This game is played with two dice and one cup. Fill the cup with a shot or two of beer. Two players are involved, the person who has to drink, and the person rolling the dice. The player with the dice cannot begin rolling the dice until the drinker touches the cup. The object is to finish the beer before the other person can roll a seven, eleven, or doubles. If the player is able to finish the beer before a seven, eleven, or doubles is rolled, they take over the dice and get to choose the next victim. If they do not finish the beer, they go again. It is called hero because at anytime, any of the other players can grab the cup and drink the beer, catching the player rolling the dice off guard.

High, Low, Smoke, Fire

The only purpose of this game is to drink. Take a deck of cards and deal one card. Then guess the if next card will be, higher than the current card, lower than the current card, red, or black. They must get three in a row correct before being able to pass to the next player, or they can continue trying to build up the stack. Take one drink for every card in play. Aces are both high and low. If you guess high or low and the card that is dealt is the same number as the current card, you drink double the stack.

Fuck the Dealer

This game is best played with a group of six or more people as a lot of drinks are given out. This game is played with a deck of cards, with the turns going clockwise around the table. On the player's turn, they gets two chances to guess the next card. On the first attempt, if the player guesses correctly they can give out ten drinks. If they guess wrong, the dealer will look at the card and say if the card is higher or lower then what they guessed. The player will guess again. If the player guesses correctly they can issue out five drinks. If they guess wrong, they must drink the number of drinks they were off by. For example, the player guesses, “Seven”, the dealer looks at the next card, which is a four, and says, “Lower.” The player guesses again and this time says, “Five.” They were off by one so the player takes one drink.

Kings Cup

The king of drinking games! Combines many classic drinking games into one and gets everyone sitting around the table messed up. Take one big empty mug and place it in the middle of the table. Take a deck of cards and spread them out around the mug. Each player takes turns drawing a card. According to which card is drawn, a particular activity is performed based on the rules. This is best played in large groups.

King
Mug: When a King is drawn, the person who draws the card has to pour some of their drink into the community mug. They can pour as little or as much as they want. Whoever draws the fourth King must chug the community mug, which signifies the end of the game.

Queen
Questions: The person who draws a Queen card immediately looks at another player and asks them a question. That person then turns to someone else and asks them a question, and so on. The first person to answer a question, laughs, or fails to ask a question, drinks!

Jack
Categories: The person who draws the card comes up with a category (women’s panties, NFL teams, etc...) then names one in the category, such as a football team. The next calls out another football team. When someone is not able to name a team or repeats a team, they drink and the next person draws a card.

Ten
Rules: The person, who draws an ace, gets to make any rule they want. Some examples would be, “Jill drinks every time Taylor takes a drink.” You can only take a drink with your left hand. Cannot say drink, drunk, or drank. You must take the little man off your beer every time you take a drink.

Nine
Rhyme Time: The person who draws a nine starts the round by saying a word or phrase that is easy to rhyme with. The play then continues in order until somebody takes too long, says a word that doesn't rhyme, or makes up a word

Eight
I Have Never: The person who gets this card starts the round by saying, "I have never…" and then finishes the statement with something they have never done. If someone else in the group has done that, then they must drink.

Seven
To the right: Person to the right takes a drink.

Six
Dicks: All males take a drink.

Five
To the left: Person to the left takes a drink

Four
Whores: All females take a drink.

Three
For Me: Player who chooses this card takes three drinks.

Two
For You: Player who chooses this card gives two drinks.

Ace
Waterfall: All players begin to drink at the same time. It goes clockwise around the circle. Once the player who chose the card stops drinking, the second player can stop. The third player cannot stop until the second player stops. This continues around the circle until everyone is done.